February 12, 2008
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Overheard in the Post Office…
Innocent Postal Worker: Does your package contain any hazardous materials, flammable liquids, yada yada?
Crazy Lady: No, (in a whisper loud enough to wake the dead) it’s just panties.
Innocent Postal Worker: (Blank Stare.)
Crazy Lady: They’re for my daughter. And my son-in-law. They’re for Valentine’s Day.
Innocent Postal Worker: (Blank Stare.)
Crazy Lady: See, when my daughter was a little girl, I used to call her “Sweet Cheeks”. And guess what I found? Valentine’s panties that say “Sweet Cheeks” on the back! They are SO cute – she’ll love ‘em.
Innocent Postal Worker: (Nervously glancing around the room.) Can I help you with anything else today?
Crazy Lady: Nope. Just the panties.
Lucky for the poor guy I was next in line, and all I needed was a Change of Address form.
Comments (1)
But was the postal worker named THOR?!